Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Tickle Me Tuesday

Okay.... we need to laugh more.
The joy of the Lord is our strength
A merrie heart does good like a medicine...

Got any good jokes???



I must know some jokes, drawing a blank though.

However, I just have to share this.

A few years ago I was at a worship service and we had come to a time of free flowing worship. I had my right arm in the air and didn't even realize it was going in a circle until I heard, "Make it bigger". So I did.

Then I heart, "Stand under it". I thought it was strange but I did. By that time we were all softly singing our own worship to the Lord and I was singing, "You are King of Kings and Lord of Lords". Next thing I heart, "I'm also Merry".
Being very spiritual my response was, "WHAT?" Then I heard, "How do you think a Merry heart does good like a medicine if I'm not Merry. All good and perfect gifts come down from the Father of lights".


I couldn't decide which to put...
The Wisdom of Larry The Cable Guy . .

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Flea said...

A guy walks into a bar. Another guy walks into a bar. The third guy ducked.